Men often yell things at me.
While hiding behind their computer screens or phones, of course. And not surprisingly, those things are never nice. Or helpful. Or make sense.
So in lieu of a typical essay, here is a poem comprised of copy-and-pasted comments I’ve received from angry men over the last year or so.
Enjoy.
I’m about to mansplain something to you
you’re welcome.
Reproduction is literally your ONLY
purpose in life
a woman’s body is more precious when it’s covered
eye makeup and lip stick send the message that
you are aroused
and ready
besides, men must objectify women
it’s in their DNA
got it?
OK
now
CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!
Get over it
shut up
stop complaining
stop bitching
stop bullying men
because YOU could not find yourself
in a traditional
normal
woman role.
Just stop
please.
Men built the world you complain about
be grateful
being ‘objectified’ is a blessing
being desired is awesome
and being raped is not that bad.
It’s a privilege to be
a woman
a hole
a commodity
a slut.
I do not see any issue
with catching the prey to mate
and
populating the world with my semen.
Women need to think of what they are doing
when they play
the seduction game
it’s your fault
you did it
you asked for it
YOU put yourself into this environment
y’all are crazy!!!
Another example of why women belong in the kitchen
and not
on shitty blog sites.
Ummm nice ass
I wish
I could see more!
But it was plenty to please myself.
Well.
That was fun, wasn’t it?
But don’t worry, I get a lot of overwhelmingly positive comments, too. And sometimes, I even get messages from men who used to think like this but changed their minds after reading my work.
That alone makes it worth it.
No One Prepared Me for the Hell of Being a Woman on the Internet
Thank you. There is something wrong with the way men are raised. Too many of them are just plain pathetic. It's time for men who aren't ridiculous to tell the pathetic one's to, "Shut up."